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Meats

Maple Sausages

Maple Sausage

“Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there?” — Staked

Bacon

Bacon

The famous hogs of Manannan Mac Lir—the ones that re-spawned after slaughter, providing him with eternal luscious bacon—snorted fatly in their pen and radiated decadence. — Trapped

Bacon Latte

Bacon Latte

”I am the Saviour of Bacon!“ — Trapped

Rib Eye

Rib Eye Steak

“All right, but I’d better get a sausage out of this.” — Hexed

Chicken Apple Sausages

Chicken and Apple Sausage

Oberon was reminded of his determination to make chicken apple sausage out of the rare apple varieties there and the legendary Vicious Chicken of Bristol. — Staked

Poutine

Poutine

“Oh, man, this is my new favorite thing,” Oberon says as he gulps it down. — Staked

Charcuterie

Charcuterie

“The religion of the meat doesn’t affect its taste,” my hound replied, a pedantic note creeping into his voice. — Staked